Tuesday, April 28, 2009

So True So True

Nine Words Women Use
You have probably all read this since I sent it to some of you, or you may have received it from someone else. I just think this is hilarious so I had to share for those of you who have not had the pleasure of reading it.

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever'). (8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying YOU'RE an IDIOT! (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

Friday, April 17, 2009

Do you ever.....

Get the urge to dig through the dress-ups find the most hideous moo-moo,Sharpay hat and any sparkly scarf you can find and do the model walk around the house??? Or perhaps you like to find an "Adult Camera" and take pictures of your family when they least expect it or just a creepy one of you in a dusty mirror??? How about spending hours taking look-a-like fish face pictures???How about dancing to foot loose with your hot pink Hannah Montana fake hair piece?????